Below are the 12 most recent journal entries recorded in carly_ann05's LiveJournal:

Thursday, March 23rd, 2006
2:36 am	the meaning of life Yay its just like those chinese year things, only with those i'm supposed to stay away from horses. well, horse people anyway. this will hopefully be the right mix between funny and thought provoking, since thats exactly how i feel right now. Its been a crazy day, aid and I saw the tunnel of oppression (or as i liked to call it the tunnel of depression) to which we were exposed to horrific situations and circumstances and being the mature adult that i am i was forced to make dumb (slash funny) jokes. It was through this that i realized just how much i use joking to deal with things and to lighten things. Ever since i was little i would make jokes in tense or threating situations, but i also do it becasue i like to and cause its funny. i guess there are much worse ways of dealing with shit. i really really really don't want to go to class tomorrow but i have missed to much and really should go, ok i'm taking a poll, who thinks i should go?? cast your ballot, preferablbly before 10 am since thats class time. I can't believe how long its been since i've updated, well st patty's day was awesoem. Sara, Aid, Paul and some of saras friends counted down to st patricks day on thurs night at a downtown bar called the black rose. it was truly a classy establishement which of course meant that we didn't belong and made sure to anilate ourselves from ever being welcomed back. I was on meds, had an 8 am appt therefore forced to be dd, which sucked, until i realized that i normally have zero inhebitions which made it very easy for me to breast and cooter people and say stupid (again funny) things and since they were wasted they didn't think i was a freaky lesbian. (which i am) some highlights were watching aid knock over her chair (reminder this is like classy restraunt decor, clean non-sticky floors, beautiful mahonogony wood work, flat screen tv every two inches, 5.00 a glass beer, waitress who checks back frequently, 35 dollar steak meals, multiple fireplace bar) so aid knocks over a giant gothic looking chair which crashes to the floor while all the old people turn to look and she proceeds to try to pick it up with class, which was impossible since she was flaming drunk. I also loved dirty dancing with aid (remember i'm sober) while everyone else did traditional irish dancing. Yes, we are just to trashy for that kind of place, but i loved counting down. that was great. Friday was awesome cause i went out with loni and meg (who i love being 21) and we drank and danced in true chena style. I had some sort of strong monkey having sex in a plam tree drink which got me drunk too fast and then miss randi drove us around while we acted like fools. We went to freakmont lake eventually and ran all over and then i said, (LINDY AND NATE READ HERE IF YOUR JUST SKIMMING:) I have so many great memeories here but here are three that stick out and I said one day me nate kp, dirtster and tom got subway and ate on the beach and it was beautiful and so fun. #2 lindy and i got ice cream and lemonade and sat on the dock after theater and she showed me venus and talked astrology and # 3 and i just started singing while bobbing up and down Whats the matter ma? Whats the matter pa? We ain't got the money for the mortgage on the cow why ain't we got the money for the mortgage on the cow? Cause we aint got the moeny for the mortgage on the cow? and it continues and everyone stoped and died laughing and tina started doing it with me (since its a duet and mom has been doing it since we were in the womb) and then we died laughing. and all i was able to udder was "sally after theater" but what happenend was aftger theater we all started doing that freaky ditty on the dock one night. My god i have so many memories of fremont lake, and there is a new one. Its unfortunate b/c fremont will always be a tiny little hick town full of freaks but I grew up there and theres so much of me there. not in the people or the establishments but the roads and the lakes and in my house/neighborhood everywhere i go there is a memory, I know every street in the county and could drive them with my eyes shut. Its kinda freaky and i am going to stop now. if i werent' feeling nostagelic and it wernt late I wouldn't write this, and i'm sure i will regret it tomorrow. Alrighty, so school sucks and as i read lindy's lj i realized that this must be somewhat common b/c we are all feeling it. Why can't we get our shit together? I was more sure of myslef and my life my senior year of high school than i am in my senior year of college. Is this just a myth that adults know what the fuck their doing? I sure hope so cause if not than i am never going to be an adult. All's i want to do is work in a sweatshop, and sew paper sleeves together (tunnel of oppresion) It was way better than sitting through those bullshit lectures. I used to love school, now i just want out. I think i just need a break. Why did everything seem so easy in high school, i knew what i wanted and how (i thought) to get it and now its like I'm worse off. I just want to 1. graduate and get an awesome job 2. move to Cali and make seashell jewelry and smoke alot of dope and learn how to serf 3. the sweatshop thing 4. loaf around in my parents basement making pipebombs from the internet and watching pig d grow petunias with his special lights and work on his train set and talk to lil while he shits (apparently this is this new thing where he likes company while going potty, unfortunatly for him the only one who indulges him in this is spleena (who is a huge freak!!) 5. sell my eggs on ebay 6. go to grad school 7.Work at flowerland the rest of my life (definlty my top choice these days) i just really don't want to finish school with a degree that i don't want and more and more i'm doubting if i will ever want to use a history/political science degree. maybe i should just slit my wrist now. On the up side: I did apply at flowerland on alpine and I soooooo hope i get it becasue i love flowers and plants more than i can say. I would so love to have a job and when i went inthere there was all this landscaping stuff and i just felt at home. and like i always do at home i curled up on a bag of mulch and took a nap...i hope that doesn't hinder my chance at the job. If not there then some other flower place would be great or maybe a bakery. Also, I can't wait for summer, my mom has this friend who has 4 sailboats on pickral lake and he said that i could come out and use them anytime, even if he's not there and that i can bring all my friends and a cooler of beer and hang out on his boatws all day just b/c he knew i loved to sail. I am unbelievealbly extatic. IF you are reading this than you are invited!! god i can't wiat for summer. Wedding plans are takign off hugely thankfully since the weddign is fast approachign. Oh btw jen's shower is june 17 on sat probably so mark your calanders. Also the wedding is july 28 in detroit so don't forget that. We have our dresses, and they are cute, at least i think they are. they are wine with ivroy accents. Jenni's is beautiful, i''m getting excited. my soon to be brother in law turned me on to michlob ultra and now i love beer and have actually been craving it, just that kind tho. I could definly go for one now. I miss/love you all and can't wait to see you. (for some of you it won't be that long aid and sara) Goodnight my doobies. *cheers* Current Mood: pensive (4 Comments |Comment on this)
2:32 am	You Are Diet Coke You are energy in its purest form. No need to complicate things with sweetness. And while people may hate your aftertaste, you are seen as a necessary evil. Your best soda match: 7 Up Stay away from: Coke What Kind of Soda Are You? (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, December 15th, 2005
4:22 pm	Beware of dangerous Christmas shoppers This week the teenster (tina, my sister (alias Sheila)) went to the mall to buy presents for my giant mulleted chena roommates. So we were at the mall sifting through old people paraphanila to find the perfect ancient freak gift for Spleena. LUCKILY, we got the last christmas cardigan with HUGE x-mas trees and sequins and beads covering every inch of it. You laugh but I actually did get pushed over buy some mexican lady who had the same idea as the teenster and I...don't worry i showed her, i proceeded to steal her giant mexican baby and shiskabobed the tasty morsel and roaster her over a stinky christmas candle that smelled like old lady cooter and ate her. Anyway, so once we secured the cardigan it was on to matching old people accessories and as we stood teasing all the freaks crowed in J.C. Pennys we proceeded to hear this lunitic screaming at people at the top of her lungs for an ambulence near the foot of the esclator...HA and we thought there was tons of old people before that...THEY WERE CRAWLING OUT OF THE WOODWORK, I never seen so many old cooters, and that included my time volunteering at the nursing home (which smell like urine). So the flocks of old people ran tina and i over to get a piece of the action and as i tasted the carpet next to the 60% off old lady veloure track suits, I realized that these people are faking when they pretend they don't move fast. it dawned on me that they are brillient, evil genuises. Of course they don't want to run places, who does really? Its brillient So anyway, as I saw elderly run at marathon speed from every corner of rivertown i felt pretty stupid because i had been duped all these years. But yeah, i'm sure your dying to know how the lady who needed the ambulence was, truth is i dont' know, the lunitic drill sargent lady kept yelling at people to get away, ha like i wanted to be devoured by that mob of seniors. So Tina and I continued on our way, but I do know that no matter what anyone says, that was no accident...that lady was PUSHED down the esclator, probably because she got the last animal shaped handbag for 1/2 off. Now that i think of it, i'm sure i saw someone run out of the crowd, straighten their wig and smooth their polyester elastic band pants and cut to the front of the check-out, while we were all distacted by action. this happens every christmas, shopping is brutal. Once someone wrestled with me for a roll of wrapping paper in Wal-mart while her husband proceeded to run me over with their cart....brutal. Be careful out there, i don't want anyone injured getting my present. (this does not give you an excuse to not give me one, however!!.) Just a little bit more and then i will be done with exams. Can wait. GVSU is a ghost campus, its depressign, i'm one of like 5 people in Manitou, what happend to all those freaks like yesterday who were fighting me brutally for a computer. Stupid basterds i know what happened to them...THEY SUCK. Merry christmas if i don't write by then. Current Mood: hopeful (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, December 5th, 2005
2:18 pm	Well, as predicted my last journal promise to update more was a drunken lie. I have not updated more. I'm hanging out with all my friends in Manitou lab, there is my friend the zitty girl who keeps staring at me and laughing (strange), and my gay friends accross from me who keep looking at porn and giggling, I'm pretty sure there the same guys in line at subway who almost started making out at the bread-choosing place, where i was blocked by this old cooter-snow shoveling Nazi who was screaming at this girl to shovel better on the east side of the PAC. (she of course looked bored and said *smack smack* "umm, Ok.") Anyway back to my Lab friends, and there is the group of chenas who kicked me out of my computer that i wrestled for, and won, fair and square. And there is the giant fuzzy-haired chena with the scarf made of cooter-hair. (ewww). So we are having a big ol shin dig here at the lab. good times. I talked to the spleen-ster today, she was a big giant loser. Next time i see her i will cooter her with my flame thrower. Damn i should be doing homework, i have so much. Ohhh, i went to to bookstore today and got a ton of presents for 20 bucks. They are having a big sale. I am so excited for all the christmas parties. The Chena party at Nato's will be so fun, i wonder what he will cook up. (it better not taste suspeciously like Arbys...NATO.) and I have decided to make a chicken for the south A 110 whores party, i can't wait. I need to go shopping. My mullet is defintly taking over most of Ottawa and Kent counties. Its so fuzzy, i'm thinking of going back to blonde it won't make less huge, but at least it won't look so gloomy out due ot the massive brownish black cloud over W. michigan. I miss Austin, he's so cute, i bought some of his present today and it was so cute. I think he is big enough to eat this chrismas. (thats what you can cook nato), i will bring my extra big croch-pot Shit, i need to read the chafing book for my next class, were supposed to have a quiz. I love history. I love pLS. I Love my child-boyfriend Harry Potter. (list of things i love). Ok i have to go i will try to update more for real. Current Mood: jubilant (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, October 12th, 2005
2:29 pm	Midterms are the devil Well, i think i will survive, just one more paper to go. *dies*...well, maybe not. So whats new in C-Lo land???? Let me think... Ohhh, the first ever freakmont fall fest was a success (and by success i mean anything that end w/ me, drunk making fun of pig d). (pig d= my dad) I'm expecting new visitors so i will try to translate from Chena to English. So the beer tent was fun. I kept saying, "we're partying with all of fremont." I'm 21 and 3/4 and i still have yet to feel safe drinking in public. A cop came up behind Tina (facing me) and I wet myself, threw my drink at the nearest senior citizen and started to studder out excuses. The cop gave me a funny look and walked away. Oh well, maybe when i'm 22 it will sink in, i think that the guilt is a result of growing up with parents who were in favor of prohibition. (LOL, I was soo excited to make that history joke.) so anyway, back to the freak-fest. I got tipsy, just the right amount, I had to visit the porta-potty a million times. (a good indication of my sobrity (or lack their of). We met some guy who worked for my dad, and ketp saying, "yeah, chucks cool" (chuck [pid d] is NOT cool), this tiped me off right away that this guy was a flaming loser. He then proceeded to tell me that he told pig d that he played soccer in high school and pig d responded "soccer...thats a communist sport" PIG D IS SUCH A LOSER!!! What a freak. Oh yeah the best part was he kept saying to tina, "you look like chuck!!" and "I though when I saw you walk in earlier that you looked familar" Poor Tina, i will now be forced to tease her about this for the rest of her life. Lil is still alive, thats 300 million years for those of you who are keeping track. My prof for my next class is a chena, I like her. Speaking of chena's I wonder if i will be stuck being a chena again this year for halloween. (lets hope not) Don't mistake my comment, I will of course be a chena but i'm hoping to be something else as well. funny story, I googled adult halloween costumes and ended up at Trashy.com, My halloween choices include trashy pirate, trashy cowgirl, or trashy french maid. Adult costumes is not as innocent as you think. booooo to class, i have to go. I will try to update more. Current Mood: sleepy (Comment on this)
Tuesday, September 6th, 2005
4:55 am	Good-bye Summer I had this strange dream last night that dirtball and Z (my high school theatre director and English Teacher who dirtball had a fake crush on) were having a secret affair and were trying to hide it. I was sailing around Stanton Island with Spleena (my mom) and Tina in these tiny little sailboats and we saw them having dinner together on this restraunt in the middle of the Atlantic. Then they kissed!! ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, z's stupid pancake lips devoured dirtball. It was soo gross. And then I confronted them and Z kept asking how school was. It was so freaky, dirtball, if you are sleeping wiht Z, and am going to have to terminate our friendship due to the fact that I would vomit and picture Z's ugly lips everytime I saw you. The dream then morphed into me, shan, aid, sara, and my mom going to a freaky gymnastics/ ballet thing at Waverly High School with freaky bleachers and mice. Sorry I have been so long writing, I will try to write more. I had the worlds best summer and can't believe its really over. Thanks to everyone who made it possible: the following is my speech that I would give if last summer was a documentary about a drunken whore college students' summer break. Thanks to Shan and Aid for making the ghost campus of GVSU bearable during spring term and for helping fail my PLS exam by distracting me with food, shopping and COLDSTONE *drools* Thanks to Loni and Meg for having crazy drunken white-trash hick fests and introducing me to Air mattress surfing with baby oil, and live porn. Thanks also for that crazy night at K.C.'s pub with the drunk off our ass walk home in the rain where we met our friend goose, the biggest baby on the planet, and were followed by the cops, which Selly proceeded to tell them that we were walking to Newaygo (15 miles away). Thanks also for giving me the encouragement to run for President and for filling my cabinet. You guys rock! thanks also for that insane ride home from Cadillac Jacks, and the trip to Wal-mart. I still can't believe Loni ate spleena's tuna and stunk up the entire car. Meggie, thanks for not stopping at Cuti's even tho I begged you too. We probably would have been devoured by all the giant horny hick losers in the parking lot. I will never think of that Wal-mart poll the same way ever since I rubbed my cooter all over it during my poll dance. Dirtball, dirtball, dirtball, How I love thee, Thank you for 1. Not showering 2. Being the biggest Pothead on the planet and 3. Being so damn cute. Thanks for introducing me to your awesome and nerdy geology friends. Tell John and Elliot thanks so much for the awesome parties at Johns cottage on the lake. It was sooo beautiful. Without them I never would have been stoned off my ass and saw the worlds biggest cricket, witnessed nato have the biggest case of munchies i've ever seen, which included me blowing the wall down and nato thinking it was roast beef, playing baseball with a machete and a potato, which I did succed in cutting in half. Thanks for not hating us when nato and i wrote all over your face in marker after you passed out. Especially since you had to be to at work the next morning, and it didn't all come off!! Thanks also for being an awesome friend, can't wait to see you again!! Tell Josh I said hi. A special thanks to Nato Potato, for all the rides up to Dirtballville. It just wouldn't have been summer without all the pooping in Remus. I will never think of Remus the same. *Fart* Furthermore, Thanks for billy's and giving my mullet the chance to wreak havoic on 80's night and devoure all of Eastown. Thanks also for the Porch Punch, which was sooo good. thanks also for not letting me go home wiht Chris the 30 year old drunk freak who was looking for a place to stay. I'm so glad we got to see each other so much this summer and I can't wait to do it all again and be our drunken fool selves. Thanks to KP for not hating me after I got drunk around Austin at the beach. Thanks also for letting me take you to KC's on your bday to get molested by my family and for not freaking out too much during your pedicure. I hope your b-day was awesome. Don't worry, we will take you out again. give austin a kiss for me. Thanks to Chaudi for coming up to visit from the steamy inferno of Oklahoma. I miss you so much!! I had so much fun with you and I can't wait to do it all again next year times 10 for jen's wedding, that is if Bridezilla doesn't kill us all before then!!. Thanks a million to Tina for partying with me like crazy. You put up with so much from me. I'm sorry that I got drunk, passed out in your bed and got frozen vegitables all over your sheets from my ice pack. *at least you didn't wake up with a soggy piece of brocoli on your forehead and wet yourself thinking it was a GIANT green bug!!! thanks for staggering in with me and trying not to wake up mom adn dad and proceeding to knock everything in the hall over resulting in waking them both along with a very pissed lil. (lol remember when i molested him so hard he freaked out and bit me, nasty little bitch!!) And I will truly never forget walking hoome from Aunt Gingers at 8:00 in the morning, still drunk, wearing Randi's skin tight gargoyle shirt and dirtcaked pants trying not to wet myself on the way home. I'm sure most of Freakmont won't either as i'm sure that was quite a sight to all teh good freakmontians on there way to church that Sunday. Opps!! Well I guess summers over unfortunitly and its time to get back to classes. boooo, oh well there is always next summer. Ug, i should get to bed. I will try to update more tho. Goodnight all and hang in there, only 3 more months til christmas break. Current Mood: reminiscent (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, May 25th, 2005
4:22 pm	I don't know, maybe its the fact that I was forced to pull an all-nighter in the freakin summer or maybe I've just lost my mind (which would explain why i'm taking summer classes) or maybe its not me at all, maybe the nice weather on campus made everyone else lose their minds, but today has just been insane. (its probably just me), but anyway, its list time!! Insanities of Wednesday May 25 1. I've been sure for a while now that someone has been stalking me. You know just little things like breathing in the window late at night, missing underware, things like that. I was sure it was that freak from the bar but today's incident proves it was Ande. I was walking to the tanning place and I hear my name throughout campus (ok, it was really just the southside parking lot), after which, I proceeded to wet myself, I then looked up and saw Ande. Yep she's defintly stalking me. (lol, j/k Ande!! Thanks for saying hello!) 2. Everywhere I go, i smell onions. Its so strong its making my eyes burn and I HATE onions. (oh no, i hope its not me!! That just occured to me) 3. In class, after i proceeded to kill every single tard with my distratious weapon pack (my backpack) which includes 1.Blinding by Purell, 2. strangulation by headphones, 3. The pointy pencil of death, 4. Biohazerdous nasal spray and various other secret weapons, we had a dicussion about...something i don't remember b/c the guy leading it was SOOOOO hot. Since I don't know his name we will call him "incredibly hot guy with nice toes and hairy legs". Anyway, Incredibly hot guy with nice toes and hairy legs asked if their was any questions to which i proceeded to ask "Will you marry me." (just b/c i didn't bother to get his name or anything does NOT make me a cheap, lousy whore.) to which he answered "uh..sure, dude." so we will be getting married sometime in the near future, probably after this spring class from hell. At least the prospect of having sex with my new husband to be in the back of the room, brightens my day. *Potty Break!!* 4. Nerd C-lo (thats me) was walking home from tanning, when she stumbled upon a cop, half in uniform, walking to his car. *sighs* As i was pretending not to stare or drool (probably doing a bad job tho) I tripped over the curb and went flying into next tuesday like the LOSER that I am. Unfortuntatly it wasn't bad enough to be rescued by the cop, and he was probably laughing too hard anyway. P.S. don't tell my new husband about this. 5. I almost tackled some girl named Ieshia, as she came into south a and announced who she was and that she was looking for Nikki Gaines. I almost leaped at her and screamed "ARE YOU SHANNONS NEIGHBOR!!!!" which probably would have been about the lamest thing on the planet. First of all, what if she was, what would i say, "umm, i like your door, say hi to shan's door for me." yep, dorky. Second, you never know there could be more Ieshias, it would be weird if someone walked in and was like oh, your names Carly, I see your door, so it has to be you. Third of all, I probably would have scared the shit out of her if I had jumped on her and screamed that. Oh well, its a good thing i didn't. Wow, its only four o'clock, there is still lots of time for freaky things to happen. I will keep you updated. bye for now! Current Mood: geeky (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, April 26th, 2005
4:51 am	Finals and crap Today was exhausting. Talking things out always is, not to mention finals. I hope my mom never reads this b/c this next part would be unsettleing to her! I studied all night and then headed to my HST of AMer Women final. It went well but I wrote 2 hours nonstop and filled an entire bluebook. When I left I still had to finish my computers take home exam but after searching for my book for hours upon hours I realized it was nowhere to be found. Since I needed it so bad, I had to go to the bookstore to buy a new book (annoying). After a few stupid purchases and 60 dollars, which came out of my mom's blank check for spring tuition, I realized that I was too tired to make good decisions and that I needed to GO TO BED. I came home and luckily Shannon was awesome to help me with my Computers final. I finished it and headed for a nap. I slept for a few hours and woke up exhaused, mentally and physically. I thought Shan and Sara were mad at me, but they wern't and a roommate discussion arose! Everything thats been bothering me from the entire semester came pouring out along with all the stress of finals, abccc, lisa, and tons of other stuff. I felt like it was just too much. The most awesome thing in the world was that I could cry like that and know that it was ok, and that they understood. It wasn't just that they understood either, I knew they really cared. I then realized how much I cared too. I didn't want to hurt their feelings, not in the courteous way that i never want to hurt anyone's feelings but in the way that REAL friends don't want to say mean things b/c they know it hurts and why. There are very few people that I know that I can be that open with and tonight I realized that over this past year I have gained 4 very close friends. It wasn't just that I sympathized with Shannon's home situation, I cared so much that she was going through that. I try so hard to look at other peoples perspectives and see where they are coming from and it felt terrible to know that I made her day worse. Anyway, I didn't mean for this to turn into a lesbian love note to my roommates or anything (lol) I just wanted to say thanks to you all for being such great roommates and friends. Soooo after that I needed to just be out and drive and think and Paul was awesome about driving me 20 miles out of the way to get gas! I think I kinda scared him a little but once I start crying, its hard to stop! We talked school and stuff and came to the notion that everyone is just feeling the stress. Its nice to know there are people out there to count on tho when you feel like saying screw it and dropping out. He made me laugh and I realized everything will work out. Not in a bad way, but sometimes the simplicity of Paul is truly the best stress reducer in the world. More stress tried to worm its way in to my life in the form of ABCCC when we got back, but I said, NO i'm done with ABCCC and I'm sick of the drama of it all. I had an awesome time but I will be so glad for summer. Anyway, we followed up the night with an awesome game of Ultra Extreme Ball which proceeded to destroy our entire apartment and annoy all our neighbors, as usual. And played a revealing, if not juvenile, game of Truth or Dare. Some of the highlights included Aid sticking her finger in the potty water, sick freak!, Shannon and Sara's convo in which cum was compared to saltines, paul choosing z-baby and procceding to yell, "Proxy that, you son of a bitch", among many others. I can't wait for summer and all the fun that comes with it!! BBQ's, Beaches, Bonfires, Camping, Swimming, Tanning, Shopping, and most of all NOT STUDYING!!! all sound awesome. Too bad I start spring classes May 9. Oh well they shouldn't be too hard. I have reciently added a Sailing class to my schedule which involves a weekend long sailing trip. I can't wait!! Ok, now I have to shower, its been a few days and i'm starting to smell funny. Lindy, Kimmy, and Nathan, I miss you guys so much, I can't wait until we get together again. I promise this summer we will ahve many oppurtunites to get together. Don't forget about Chinook in June. Don't drink too much or smoke too many doobies. I love you guys so much, I can't wait to see you. Tell Josh, Eric, Sean, and AUSTIN i said Hi, and give austin a kiss from his auntie clo and tell him I will see him soon. Goodnight Kids Current Mood: exhausted (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, March 17th, 2005
3:36 pm	HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY!!! I hope everyone is having the best St. Patricks Day ever. Remember, if your wearing green today, you won't get pinched, but ALSO, your horny, b/c its horny thursday, if you wear green. The only downside to this is maybe you want to get pinched. (hey, some people are weird like that, whatever turns you on.) Anyway, I know its been awhile, but I had an awesome spring break. I took a really unplanned trip to Virginia and it turned out great. I went with my sisters and we drove and it went very well. I dragged them (literally) to battlefields, jamestown, colonial freaksburg (Williamsberg, where colonial style clothing is WAYYY more popular than normal clothing.) We also went to some normal fun places such as Virginia Beach and walked on the beach and picked up sea shells, even tho it was really cold, the sun was out alot so that was nice. It made me want spring to get here soooo bad. I was back by Friday, so i had the weekend to rest up. GOD, I DON'T WANT TO GO TO MY NEXT CLASS. Ug, my professor is so ancient that not only does he remember all of American history, he also is familiar with the ice age and the dinosaurs, which makes him friends with my cat LIL (whom i miss very much and is very cuddly, if you don't get poked by his floating rib, or he doesnt' scrach or bite, which is rare.)b/c he is the only thing older than this professor. You would think this would give him alot of interesting stories to talk about and relate to, but NO, NOT AT ALL. He truly is the most boring man on the face of the earth. I fall asleep everyday, and start to dream about hot steamy leprachun sex. And seriously, why do you lose all fashion sense when you become ancient??? If I ever start to wear pants that miss the floor by 3 feet, please just shoot me. Or hairy, bulky sweater vests for that matter. Oh well at least its my last class b/f the weekend and to make it better I have one friend in it who looks like a little red-haired leprachun. He even has red eyebrows and eye lashes. Yep, thats HOTT!! Well I should go, or I might be late. (If only I could be that lucky!!) *Cheers* Drink a green beer for me, I havn't been feeling well so don't want to risk anything by getting tipsy!!! (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, February 23rd, 2005
5:39 pm	Ug, the stress program is living up to its name. I'm pretty sure this is just Grand Valley's new way to torture me, as they have realized I no longer care about profs, grades, food, the cold, the rude giants in kirkhof, community council, or looking nice to impress people. This is defintly a new way to get under my skin. Anyway for those of you who don't know the stress program is a big program this sunday at 6:00 in South A (in case you want to come!) and there will be a massage therapist doing free massages, free food, fingerpainting, stress ball construction, and yoga. It should be tons of fun, although i am sure I won't make it through the week to be in attendance. On a happier note, (lie), I had tons of appointments today and they sucked. I got two shots (no, not REAL shots) and blood taken. I acted a bit like a big baby, b/c i hate needles. Not really I just looked away and it was all good. My mom did tell me a weird fairy tale which combined goldy locks and the three bears, with beauty and the beast, along with something that resembled Surreal life and some real stuff from last weekend. Yeah, it was strange as you can imagine, i don't even think my mom watches the surreal life. My wacko day w/ spleena (my mom) continued with an insane trip to Meijer with me yelling down the brownie isle that I found them (the brownies) and getting mobbed (beat up and raped) by a bunch of 4th graders. The self checkouot was a disaster, she drove like a senior citizen, we hit 3 pedistrians on the way into GVSU, and then she dropped me off right at Au Sable, literally, as she flew through the front doors and landed in the political science department. Paul and I talked home decor for a few hours last night, it was cool. It made me want to watch TLC home decor shows, which I proceeded to do this afternoon. He is redoing a house from the 1800's and it sounds awesome. Tina and Chenny (my sisters) are the coolest sisters in the world. We are planning Chenny's wedding and its sooooooo much fun. It will be july 1, 2006 and you are all invited. If you promise to act classier than the hicks in our family (shouldn't be too hard, just wear shoes and no smoking during the wedding please, esp. doobies). Jenni is worried our family will be losers and embarass her. I think she is justified in her worries. Anyway, its somewhere in the Detroit area. Good luck with Midterms if you should be so lucky to have them!!! Current Mood: drained (Comment on this)
Wednesday, February 16th, 2005
2:17 am	3 am randomness A few memo's regarding my Live Journal: 1. It will look prettier as soon as i bribe Shan, via sexual favors to make me a background. She got the brains of the relationship, I'll settle for the beauty. 2. I am still trying to figure some shit out, it took me about 1/2 hour to figure out how to update. Like I said, when it comes to lj, i just sit and look pretty, and make people laugh, of course. Ok, now on to the meat of my psyche, (if that makes sense). I am domestically challenged. I can not cook. How can someone fuck up macroni so badly. it is scorched, and dry, and overcooked and tastes like cat poo, (b/c like, ron burgendy, i go around tasting cat poo). There for, I have decided that if I am to coaxs Paul into marrying me w/o a pre-nup he should know that I won't be a domestic goddess, I hate to shave (or shower for that matter), I have no money, I will wear gap and old navy, and i have no special skills, and i don't own a bike, like pedro(unfortunently). Soooo in short, this is a reminder to my roomies that paul and i won't be entering into a marriage of convenience, so give it up!!! (And don't even start about a marriage for love, b/c that is not going to happen either). I was thinking earlier after talking to Lindy and reading nates live journal how much I miss you both. I love how non-judgemental you both are. I think early in are friendship I mistook it for non-anylitical, but that isn't it, it just a complete acceptance of people, no matter how different they are. Now i'm getting all deep and sentimental but the point is that its amazing to know that no matter what there are three people (kp is obviously included) out there who will know my nerdy past and will always be in my future. I love you both. Speaking of love, I love poltical science, its so great, Is there anyone out there who loves the supreme court as much as i do?? I don't think so. NOTICE: Heat Wave is over, who ever turned up the heat to less than sub-arctic temps will be sorry to know that the friged conditions are back. This was just reported after a very tired heat-nazi staggerd out into the living room and found the themostat turned up to an unacceptable high. So dig out those blankets and don't forget to scrape the ice off your computer screen in the morning, or else it could be dangerous to the hardware. Thank you for your time. Sara, i love you, you were so cute in your little pj's coming out and turning the heat down. And I KNOW that your room is WAYYYY warmer than the rest of the house. I just had to report the news of it all!! Don't be mad at your favorite puking buddy, b/c I LOVEEEEE YOUUUU!! MUHHHH (messy kiss) Wow, this is long enough, I must sign off now so i have time to masturbate while reading my poltical science book. LOL, just kidding that was so disgusting. Goodnight my little doobies (for you aid) Current Mood: nerdy (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, January 28th, 2005
7:59 pm	I guess its time I got one of these Hello all my little doobies *smokes air doobie*, As previously stated, its about damn time I got a lj account. It was overdue. I guess what finally pushed me over the edge was the fact that our fricken community council got one before I did. Its Friday at GVSU and Aid and I are board out of our minds. WE have decided to go have some good clean publicity fun by hanging up posters. Furthermore, I think its about time I state the obvious, I HATE SCHOOL. My profs are mean and are targeting me and want me to fail. HA, jokes on them I am going to drop out (see disclaimer). Tomorrow I get to go "volunteer" with Sibs and Kids by devouring many small children and animal crackers. Should be fun, just as long as all the stupid reptiles are long gone!! THATS SICK, who in their right mind would want to visit that freak show??? Ok, time to go. Be back to update later!! Love you all. Disclaimer: 1. I reserve the right to always state my plans to drop out and not actually follow through with them during all of my lj-ing days. 2. I can't spell, don't be offended if I misspell any of your favorite words 3. PMS entries don't count, therefore you can't be mad if I am mean!! and do any of the following: bitch, accuse you of substance abuse, call you a drunken whore, accuse your friends of stealing, attach viruses to any of your emails, ect. (just for future reference). Current Mood: quixotic (1 Comment |Comment on this)